Web hosting that is okay at best
Get blazingly average speeds with a free WordPress site from HoboSites!
Why choose HoboSites for your hosting needs?
Seriously, great question. Any sane person should be asking themselves that. We’re not that great, but we’re free, so that’s something. But um, on top of that you get all these great features as well:
- Free web hosting for life or as long as I feel like doing this
- Your own WordPress site and that’s pretty much it
- A full 100MB of space
- High speeds of up to 20Mbps
- Unlimited bandwidth until I tell you to stop
- Free ability to use your own personal email on your site
- 90%-ish guaranteed uptime
- Inability to link your own domain unless you use forwarding
- Free technical support on Tuesdays between 1pm and 2pm
- Zero notice for maintenance
- A host name that makes you look like a cheap ass
Also if I decide I hate you I will remove your website.
The Best Server Architecture*
HoboSites runs on the latest and most state of the art hardware that my mom’s garage had to offer.
Our datacenter is housed in the coolest part of my guest bedroom floor and has no stupid battery backup blocking it from sweet fresh power.
This bad boy has a high-end Celeron processor which I’m told is one of their best lines.
Paired with 4GB of ram this beast will deliver your website to your customers at a speed which could only be described as ordinary.
*Not admissible in a court of law
🙌 Testimonials 🙌
“It’s web hosting”
– John, satisfied customer
“Oh”
– Sarah, satisfied customer
“Can you please direct me to customer support”
– Shayna, satisfied customer
“I told you to stop asking me”
– Steve, satisfied customer